Monthly Archives: February 2010

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

The book ‘He’s Just Not that Into You’ was made into a movie for reason. And no, that reason wasn’t because there weren’t any more copies on book shelves (though I wouldn’t be shocked if that were the case.) This …

Go Canada Go

Go Canada Go

The ice glistens It has just been cleaned Wiping away the past Preparing for the future It solidly awaits the arrival Twelve men, one motive Only 5.5 ounces in weight, black in colour It drops Displaying the destiny of our …

Confessions of a Soup Addict

Confessions of a Soup Addict

‘Kill me now,’ I think as I pay way too much attention to my way too hurting throat. I’ve taken cough candies, tea, chicken soup, popsicles and advils (on occasion), with a side of sleep, and still, I feel just …

The Women’s Washroom Chronicles

‘Come with me to the washroom’, we beg and plead with our female friend of choice, scared to take on the crowd and perhaps awkward run ins that may ensue. The friend of choice comes (after a good eye roll …

The Double Date

The Double Date

You’ve finally met the man you want to settle down with (lucky guy!) and you’re relieved that you are no longer in the dating pool. You think back in your very distant memory, as you play a montage of all …